crush-a-wish(ooc)

[jung clyde park]

It's a popular forum game, so you might know it.
Here's how you play.

I'll start by making a wish. Then someone else will reply by granting my wish, but crushing it in the process. Then you'd add your own wish after that.

Example

1: I wish trees could talk.
2. Granted, but they all speak Yiddish. I wish I could fly.
3: Granted, but the Air Force shoots you down. I wish I was rich.

And so on and so forth. You can post more than once, but you just can't crush your own wish.

Here we go.

I wish I had a puppy.

[novak klive andrews]

Granted but it's rabid so you have to put it down.

I wish my cat would understand when I tell him no.

[Melody Jessica Asina]

Granted, but only when you say it in Japanese.

I wish I was happy.

[jack thomas santon]

Granted, but now you're so happy that your face has stuck in a smile and no one can take you seriously.

I wish I knew how my crush felt about me.

[Jaysene Alexander Riviera]

Granted, but now you can't feel.
I wish I had a crap! (Good luck crushing this one!)

[Tessa Alexa Mayer]

Granted, but now that's all you have.

I wish I could be a Disney Villain! (They're so awesome. Ursula, Cruella De Vil and Scar & the hyenas FTW!)

[chiara esha ferrie]

Granted, but now little kids will hate you.

I wish I had the guts to sing in front of a big crowd.

[Jaysene Alexander Riviera]

Granted, but now you CAN'T stop!!!
I wish I was good at running for track and field?

[alexei keanu devon]

Granted but you're so good that people think you're somehow cheating and ban you from any races in the future.

I wish that Casey liked me back..

[Jaysene Alexander Riviera]

Granted, but her parents hate you.
I wish that the world would NOT explode in 2012?